Tagalog Jokes - Android App

Wedding Ring

Recently a Filipino man had to go to Makati Medical Center to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis after his mistress found the ring in his pants pocket and got so mad at him, she stuck it on his penis while he was asleep.
Just thinking what's the worst part:
1) - Having your mistress find
out you're married.
2) - Explaining to your wife how your wedding
ring got on your penis.
3) - Or finding out your penis really fits through
your wedding ring.

Tagalog Joke #219

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