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US NAVY VS PINOY

Isang gabing umuulan at may bagyo, may US Navy Ship na dumaraan sa northern Philippines. Ganito ang conversation.
US Ship: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid collision.
Pinoy: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid collision.
US Ship: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Pinoy: Tang na mo. No, I say again, divert YOUR course.
US Ship: (Galit na) This is the Aircraft Carrier USS Eisenhower, the 2nd largest ship in the US Navy. We're accompanied by 3 Cruisers 3 Destroyers, and numerous vessels. I DEMAND that you change your Course 15 Degrees North, or COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO INSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP!
Pinoy: (Cool na Cool) Okay, this the lighthouse atop a Rocky Hill, gusto mo, banggaan tayo!

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