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Kuripot

Mrs. Tanoy is a very kuripot Ilocana (no offense meant to all Ilocanos). When her husband died, she inquired with the newspaper, asking the price for the obituary.
ad taker : 300 pesos for 5 words.
Mrs Tanoy: Pwede ba 2 words lang? Eto lang naman yun... "Tanoy Dead"
Ad taker: No mam. 5 words is the minimum.
Mrs Tanoy thought for a while and spoke again
Mrs. Tanoy: Ok, para sulit, ilagay mo, "TANOY DEAD, TOYOTA FOR SALE " 

Tagalog Joke #300

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